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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 03:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Which brand is the best home slippers in the Middle East?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is the American mobile phone number format?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

No way

Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

What are some sex stories from your college days?

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

In space, no one can hear you scream — But it still gets incredibly noisy - Salon.com

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do some people dislike rap and hip hop music despite there being poor quality music in every genre?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Raw Milk Is Trending — Here's Why Doctors Are Seriously Concerned - BuzzFeed

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Leprosy Was Lurking in The Americas Long Before Colonization, Study Finds - ScienceAlert