What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:01

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
Goldfinger
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Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Octopussy
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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