What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Because it's month of August.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : No

Me : I don't drink coffee also

How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

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Me : I don't drink

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?

Me : Thank you.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

How does someone start doing urban exploration?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : Sure.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Why do some people feel down in summer, specifically in July and August? What could be the reasons behind this feeling of sadness during those months only?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?

He : Tea ?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

What is the original source of the discord between Princes Harry and William? Does it go back to their childhood, or did it start with Meghan Markle?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why do people keep saying they have evidence and have presented it that proves you're wrong even though they have none and haven't presented anything? Furthermore, what do they think you're wrong about?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

How can the citizens of Russia accept the enormous difference between people? The richest 500 Russians own more than the poorest 99.8% of the entire Russian population combined. Why don't we see any protests?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

What was the worst decision you ever did?

He : I'm 24.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know