What can melt your heart?

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

Talks with kids.

I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?

Scene- oath ceremony

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

Me- hey what you're doing here?

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

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Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?

He- (blank face)

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

As a NATO/Ukraine supporter, since you're so blown away and angered by Trump putting Zelensky in his place yesterday, why don't you support the Ukraine by joining the Ukrainian army? There's 200,000,000+ of you. Put your money where your mouths are.

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hearhim (ignore my voice)

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Me- (keep laughing)

Shruti Verma

Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?

What can melt your heart?

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

Is Europe willing to risk losing its alliance with the United States, if they choose to continue the war in Ukraine?

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

Why is Elon Musk so ugly?

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

Me- (laughs)

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

How would you respond to Rep. Nancy Mace's claim that the GOP platform is more in line with what the American people want compared to the left?

Everyone - okay didi.